I've submitted a short story! Cross your fingers and wish me luck

So, the Horse's Ass or the Rabbit's Foot is now out for submission. Will it get accepted? Or will it get rejected? Either way, it's a great story that was fun to write.

Synopsis: Tommy isn’t your ordinary person. It’s not everyone who ends up hanging by their feet and at the mercy of some goons from the mafia. How did he get there? Good question. It all started with an IPad.

Tommy recounts his unfortunate story with humour, but no humility. He follows rules, such as, Rule #1 I look out for myself and I don’t think about other people.

Upside down in a dark building, he knows that he’ll have to use his wits if he wants to see another day.